A place of random musing... What to expect: Hunger Games,
Once Upon a Time, Disney, Harry Potter, the 90's, college, bacon... everything else is up to chance...
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
Child: We'll wake up the books.
Parent: That's right.
ORAS is literally going to be the greatest game in existence because look at this. team magma is so nice and organized and serious right
and then there’s TEAM AQUA
i love pokemon. i love pokemon so much iw ill marry gamefrea K
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.